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EYE OF THE TIGER

EYE OF THE TIGER

Tiger calls one of his many instructors and says: “The new swing change you just gave me is causing a problem, so I’m not working with you today!” Why? What is your problem now, your back, your legs, your arms, your hands, your feet, your toes,  your shoulders, your ass, your head, your face, your ears, […] Read more
Join the 3H Club! (HYPOCRITE HANK HANEY)

Join the 3H Club! (HYPOCRITE HANK HANEY)

Look for Hank Haney’s video selling used rubbers to carry golf balls! This man will say anything to sell anything!  In a recent video put out by the hypocrite Hank Haney he clearly states that it drives him nuts that instructors only talk about the golf swing! What the hell is he talking about? He makes a living […] Read more
A Duffers Nightmare!

A Duffers Nightmare!

              After a rotten round of golf, Tom decided not to go to the nineteenth hole [the clubhouse bar] and started to go straight home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his Range Rover, a policeman stopped him and asked’, Did you tee off on the seventeenth hole […] Read more
The Duffers Prayer

The Duffers Prayer

“Whatever Your Mind Can Conceive And Believe It Can Achieve regardless of how many times you may have failed in the past.”  Those famous words by ‘Napoleon Hill’  should be called the “The Duffers Prayer”  If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not Read more
Why Dimples On A Golf Ball

Why Dimples On A Golf Ball

This is what it looks like to hit a golf ball with no dimples By Luke Kerr-Dineen If you’ve ever looked at a golf ball, you’ve probably wondered: Why are those dimples there? And what would happen if they weren’t? As Titleist explains in this video, it all has to do with aerodynamics. Dimples help […] Read more
Visualize Your Favorite Pro

Visualize Your Favorite Pro

  While your golf swing is an act performed mechanically by your muscles, all that motion….conscious and subconscious….is controlled by your mind! Sometimes you even amaze yourself by hitting a great drive or recovery shot by being able to imagine and visualizing  the exact flight of the ball hit by your favorite pro. As duffers, Read more
ON THE CLOCK

ON THE CLOCK

 DUFFERS think that “On The Clock” means nothing more than keeping track of  Pro golfers slow play. True enough, but there is more to it than that! Playing Slow: There is no set time limit for slow play!  Rule (6-7) With a predetermined time limit defined by a committee, the penalties escalate for each infraction up to […] Read more
DUFFERS….. Don’t get the SHAFT!

DUFFERS….. Don’t get the SHAFT!

DUFFER: “I’d move Heaven and Earth to break 100 on this course.” CADDIE: “Try Heaven! You’ve already moved most of the Earth.” WARNING! Duffers and golfers of all levels, if the shoe fits: See the picture above! It is a sample of the lie or myth that most manufactures use to entice golfers into thinking Read more
DRIVE 4 DOUGH, PUTT 4 SHOW?

DRIVE 4 DOUGH, PUTT 4 SHOW?

Ever since you first became interested in playing golf you heard the expression ” DRIVE FOR SHOW, PUTT FOR DOUGH”! LET’S BE CLEAR! As DUFFERS, that expression goes out the window! If you can’t drive for show, you surely can’t putt for dough, so who’s kidding who?  On par 4’s and 5’s duffers have all Read more
Double Overlapping Grip!

Double Overlapping Grip!

If Jim likes it, so will you! It  is essential as DUFFERS to always have an open mind! Here’s one you probably have never heard of: Most high handy cappers (duffers) use what is called the Vardon Grip, or overlapping grip, with the little finger of the right hand placed over the forefinger of the left […] Read more
HIP HIP HURRAH!

HIP HIP HURRAH!

Every DUFFER, young, old or in between wants to add distance to their drives!  Seniors especially with low swing speeds have a difficult time reaching greens in two on most par 4 holes, including myself! This is one essential move that must be part of your swing for any hope at all. MOVE YOUR HIPS LATERALLY WITH ALL THE POWER YOU […] Read more
Duffer’s Memo

Duffer’s Memo

A duffer received the following text from his golfing buddy who lived next door: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s […] Read more
The Turn

The Turn

As one of the world’s oldest sports, golf’s history is rich and varied. For duffers and pros alike, the game has undoubtedly left an indelible imprint on society. In celebration of golf’s past and present, here are some more of awe-inspiring, and just plain weird facts. Enjoy! 1) Breaking Barriers – Long before Annika Sorenstam Read more
Wonky Wagers

Wonky Wagers

 A pair of hard-nosed gamblers gladly took hustler Titanic Thompson’s bet that he could hit a golf ball an unbelievable 500 yards. The only stipulation was that the ball had to be driven from a tee, but it didn’t have to land on a fairway. In the dead of winter, Thompson hit his shot onto […] Read more
What Can Happen, Will Happen!

What Can Happen, Will Happen!

Throughtout the ages of  the great game of golf, there have been some pretty  weird and remarkable feats! Here are a few that actually happened, proving once again: WHAT CAN HAPPEN, WILL HAPPEN! In the year of 1930, Bobby Jones had fortune smile upon him at the U.S. Open at Interlachen Country Club. In the […] Read more
The Tiger Has Left His Tank!

The Tiger Has Left His Tank!

 “Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.” -Tiger Woods Nothing will help Woods regain what he meant to the golf world after what he did to his family and all of his fans. He is nothing more than a professional porn star that plays a great game of golf. […] Read more
1st Tee

1st Tee

“NEVER BET WITH ANYONE YOU MEET ON THE FIRST TEE WHO HAS A DEEP SUNTAN, A 1-IRON IN HIS BAG, AND SQUINTY EYES!”….. DAVE MARR More Pearls of wisdom: “If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”….. LEE […] Read more
Tigers’ Wonder Bet

Tigers’ Wonder Bet

Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar… Tiger says Stevie, “How’s the singing career going?” Stevie replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?” Woods replies, “I’ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I’ve got that right, now.” Stevie: “I always find that when my Read more
Duffer Fitness

Duffer Fitness

          You are going to need to improve flexibility at the same time that you work to improve strength in order to have the best overall physical condition possible in order to play. This means that you want to work to build lean muscle, rather than bulky muscles. The primary differences […] Read more
Release me, Let Me Go

Release me, Let Me Go

Did you know that if a golf club could speak, it would sing these words: “Please release me let me go”….. Who Wrote Please Release Me Let Me Go? Just to let you know it was not a golf pro! The song ‘Please Release Me (Let Me Go)’ was written by Dub Williams, Eddie Miller and […] Read more
Duffer Or Clubs?

Duffer Or Clubs?

We as duffers have probably heard this many times: The game of golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course…..The space between your ears!  Did you know that for many duffers and beginners that space between your ears has been filled with lies, myths, distortions and out and out B.S. ? Every year, when new clubs come out, Read more
Common Golf Injuries

Common Golf Injuries

Don’t be a baby out on the golf course! A bad temper can lead to injuries!  Looks like the guy on the left tried to take it out on a tree when he duffed a shot! Whether you’re a professional or a duffer like me, the statistics are the same in that 20% of all players will […] Read more
Duffing Confidence

Duffing Confidence

Some people live, dream and shit golf! They purchase every course or book on the game of golf and are definitely fanatics and not just fans. However, people that have a fanatical love for the game are not necessarily going to play well, which is the case with most duffers. Instead of buying books and […] Read more
Don’t Mess With The Ladies

Don’t Mess With The Ladies

There’s a little par 3 about four miles from my home in Downers Grove Illinois ….. One day I went there to test out a new putter.  After paying my  green  I walked out to the 1st tee and there were two older ladies. They asked if I wanted to join them…..Well, I thought I would never get home today before […] Read more
Flight Travel? Save Your Clubs!

Flight Travel? Save Your Clubs!

Duffers! This terrific tip won’t help your golf swing, but it sure might save you some money and time if you travel by air a lot: Note: I’m not taking credit for writing this article, I just thought it might help someone. Thanks Bro! How to Pack Your Golf Clubs So They Always Arrive in One […] Read more

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